What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:14
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Then came..
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Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
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No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
No go.
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